That’s right! It’s time for another installment of…
It’s time to dive back into the mailbox and answer some questions!
Dear Yumi,
My new neighbor is really inconsiderate. She has loud parties that go all night long every other night. I asked her to keep it down, but she won’t listen.
Sincerely, Good Fences
Dear Fences,
That’s sad! Did you know that today I found the cutest bakery EVER? If you email the baker a picture and come by a few hours later, she’ll give you a cupcake that reflects your personal style!
Dear Yumi,
My boss is mad at me because I’m always late for work. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Better Late Than Never
Dear Better Late, you or your boss should move to a different time zone – but not both of you. That would solve nothing. (^_^)
Dear Yumi,
I just got a new roommate, and she’s perfectly fine, but the problem is that now my dog likes her more than he likes me! What do I do?
Sincerely,
Too Sad to think of a good name
Dear Too Sad,
You should rent a movie about a dog that walks thousands of miles to find his owner’s home after he gets lost, and then watch that movie with your dog. You dog will feel sooo bad.
Dear Yumi,
I have to learn a new language in school next year, but I want to choose a language that will help me the most in the future. Should I learn French or Spanish?
Sincerely,
Vocabu- Larry
Dear Vocabu-Lawrence,
The language that will help you most in the future is Robot. “0101100101110101011011010110100100100000011010010111001100100000011001110111001001100101011000010111010000100001” See!
That’s it for today! Best of luck in all endeavors!
(*Yumi advice is for entertainment purposes only.)
There's an American movie star, named Brady Armstrong, do you think fans respond better to him in his your chicken suit or in his curly wig?
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
Fight The Power
Dear Yumi,
ReplyDeleteMy mother made a batch of both peanut butter cookies and white chocolate chip cookies, and I don't know which ones I should eat first. Which one would be a better treat?
Sincerely,
Cookie-Conflicted
Oh no - two questions, I'd better combine my advice.
ReplyDeleteDear Fight the Cookie, You should put a wig on the white chocolate chip cookies!
Dear Yumi,
ReplyDeleteI'm sitting in class waiting for my classmates to finish their test. (I'm finished and I aced it.) What should I do while I wait?
Sincerely,
Board in Class
What do I do?! I'm trapped in a deep...deep...deeeeeeeeeeeep dark hole! With nothing but a computer! Do I want to watch Double Rainbow or Tickle the Kitty??
ReplyDeleteLost In YouTube
Dear *board* in class, you cooould catch up on your spelling. xD (jk!! I'm stealing your job here, Yumi.)
ReplyDeleteDear Yumi;
I want to redo my profile in 'Yumi-style.' any tips?
-Robin 'O Smurf
Oh no, I'm falling behind! Umm...
ReplyDeleteDear Lost Class O Smurfs,
I am sorry that your class is trapped! You should remember that the key to an adorable profile is choosing things that you love to look at every day!
Dear Yumi,
ReplyDeleteI have a project I'm supposed to be working on, but I keep finding ways to distract myself. How do I keep from being so distracted?
Sincerely,
Procrastinator
Dear Procrastinator,
ReplyDeleteSome people say that being distracted is a bad thing. I say - have you seen that show about cakes? The one where you have to make a cake that can survive a trip through the Cake Obstacle Course? My favorite part is when people lose and go "My poor, delicious cake! Noooooooo!" (^_^)
Dear Yumi,
ReplyDeleteDo you like Nancy Drew?
Sincerly,
G.G.
Hmm, I'm not sure if I've met her. But I like the sound of her name, so I'm going to go ahead and say yes.
ReplyDeleteYumi Dearest...
ReplyDeleteHA! like "mummy dearest" but yumi! oh i make myself giggle! anyways, would you mind telling me who Rentaro is? Is he like your brother, or just some random dude who sits in your backyard and eats your pet turtles food?????? Thanks for taking the time to answer! (if you actually end up answering)
Lovingly and devotingly yours,
A person
Dear Yumi,
ReplyDeleteWhat would you do if someone in your house never remembered to empty out their pockets before putting their clothes in the laundry basket? I'm just so tired of finding spare change, pens, balloon animals, to-do lists, pirate treasure maps, receipts, and leftover half-eaten birthday cakes whenever I do laundry.
Sincerely,
Spin-Cycling Out Of Control
Dear Person,
ReplyDeleteI just found out that Rentaro reads this blog, so I should say that Rentaro is very cool and I would never make fun of him ever. See Rentaro, I'm very nice to you on this blog! (He's sort of a dork ^^, and I hear he can't read things in parentheses)
Dear Spin Cyclist,
ReplyDeleteI got it! They're going to pirate birthday parties! Wait...what was the question? Oh yeah. Keeping both pens and balloon animals in the same pocket is a conflict of interest! (^_^)
Dear Yumi,
ReplyDeleteAre you really good in school? And, Does Rentaro have a blog? Or does Miwako have one? Maybe Takae?
From, Samar T. Pantts
Dear Yumi,
ReplyDeleteJust asking, but give me your honest opinion.Do you think Rentaro has a fashion sense? Or does he wear that black shirt with the purple thing all the time?!?!? Also, what do you think of Miwako's clothes?
-Eileen Dover De'cliff
Dear Yumi,
ReplyDeleteI work at an amusement park in Captain's Cove New Jersey. Some say our park is haunted. I was wondering how can we get some ghost hunters here?
From
Joy-less
Dear Yumi,
ReplyDeleteI was sitting here waiting to play a game on the computer, when I realized that my computer is in Russia. Should I read or water my plants?
Sincerely,
Activity-Confused
Dear Yumi,
ReplyDeleteHave you ever met a smart-talking parrot before?
From,
CouCou+LouLou
Dear Activity Confused,
ReplyDeleteYou should read a Russian book about watering plants!
Dear CouCou,
ReplyDeleteNo. But I have met some really mean crows.
Dear Joy - less,
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome to ours!
Dear Eileen,
ReplyDeleteHe loves that shirt. Whenever Rentaro finds clothing he likes he buys a million copies of the same thing. He says Einstein did that. I think he's just clothing lazy.
Dear Yumi,
ReplyDeleteYou are right! He is clothing lazy! When I asked him what's been scaring guests away, he said ghosts, but I thought guests were being scared away because of his shirt!
-Eileen Dover De'Cliff
Yumi Dearest,
ReplyDeleteThanks for answering that question about Rentaro! But now i have another, and i really need your help on it. My sisters boyfriend is really annoying me! Hes always at our house and insulting me and stuff! What should i do? Thanks!
Your friend,
A person
Yumi, what city is your Bento stand in?
ReplyDeletehi is miwako mean? have fun answering this one
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